"Do not meddle in the affairs
Of cats, for they are subtle and will
Pee on your computor."~Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on
A cat who wants breakfast."
~Unknown





"Thousands of years ago, cats
Were worshipped as gods. Cats
Have never Forgotten this."
~Anomymous





"Cats are smarter than dogs. You
Can't get eight cats to pull a
Sled through snow."~Jeff Valdez





"In a cat's eye, all things belong
To cats."~English Proverb





"One cat just leads to another."
~Ernest Hemingway





"Dogs come when they are called;
Cats take a message and get back
To you later."~Mary Bly





"Cats are rather delicate creatures
And they subject to a good many
Ailments, but I never heard of
One who suffered from insomnia."
~Joseph Wood Krutch





"People that hate cats will come
Back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick





"There are many intelligent
Species in the universe. They
Are all owned by cats."
~Anonymous





"I have studied many philosophers
And many cats. The wisdom of
Cats is infinitely superior."
~Hippolyle Taine





"No heaven will not heaven be;
Unless my cats are there
To welcome me."~Unknown





"There are two means of refuge
From the miseries of life: music
And cats."~Albert Schweitzer





"The cat has too much spirit to
Have no heart."~Ernest Menaul





"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God."
~Colette





"Cats seem to go on the principle
That it never does any harm to
Ask for what they want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch





"I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic."
~Unknown