Only a Mother can listen to the
Same knock-knock joke 27 times
Without hollering "Nobody's home."





Only a Mother will unwind 56 feet of
Toilet paper so her little darling can
Have the empty roll to make her a
Mother's Day present.





Only a Mother knows the exact
Temperature a crayon will melt
On the dashboard.





Only a Mother will try to hide leafy
Green vegetables in a cookie.





Only a Mother sees a Picasso
In the scribbles decorating
The refrigerator.





Only a Mother knows all the verses
To "This Old Man."





Only a Mother can deal out emergency
Lunch money from the dryer lint filter.





Only a Mother can find her last
Good pair of pantyhose hitching a
Wagon to a tricycle.





Only a Mother is limber enough to wrestle
A fitted sheet on the top bunk bed.





Only a Mother will attempt to grow
Hydroponic tomatoes in one night
For a last minute science project.





Only a Mother has a bathtub filled
With little yellow duckies.





Only a Mother will notice that there
Are only four pieces of pie for five
People and promptly announce that she
Never did care for pie.