If you're a bear, you get to
Hibernate.You do nothing
But sleep for six months, I
Could deal with that.





Before you hibernate. you're
Supposed to eat yourself
Stupid. i could deal with that
Too.





If you're a bear, you birth
Your children(who are the
Size of walnuts) while you're
Sleeping and wake up to
Partially grown, cute and
Cuddly cubs. I could
Definitely deal with that.





If you're a mama bear,
Everyone knows you mean
Business. You swat anyone
Who bothers your cubs. If
Your cubs get out of line,
You swat them too.
I could deal with that.





If you're a bear your mate
EXPECTS you to wake up
Growling. He EXPECTS that
You will have hairy legs
And excess body fat.





Yup....I wanna be a bear!







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